To win, all you gotta do is get up one more time than you fall. Gladiola Montana

It's not what you say to a horse that gets it's attention. It's how you say it. Gladiola Montana

A horse ain't tryin' to be polite when he comes to a fence and lets you go over first. Texas Bix Bender 

Once you know where you're going', just climb in the saddle and stay on the trail 'til you get there. Gladiola Montana

There are rules to horse ridin', but the horse won't necessarily know them. Texas Bix Bender

Most anybody can be a cowboy, but it takes a damn genius to make any money at it. Texas Bix Bender

A horse is considered well trained when he is convinced that he wants to do what you want him to do. Gladiola Montana

Be sure the goin' up is worth the comin' down. Gladiola Montana

It's always a bit confusin' when somethin' goes right. Texas Bix Bender

If there's a hole in your story or fence, whatever you'd rather didn't get out - will. Texas Bix Bender

Watch about sayin' "it can't be done." Somebody's liable to interrupt you by doin' it. Texas Bix Bender

There's no need to fear water: It makes a good chaser. Texas Bix Bender

When your head's in the Bear's mouth is not the time to be smacking him on the nose and calling him names. Texas Bix Bender

The bigger the mouth, the better it looks shut. Texas Bix Bender

One good thing about being a cowboy is that you just don't have time for golf. Texas Bix Bender

Entering the Publishers' Clearinghouse Sweepstakes every year is not considered a well-thought-out retirement plan. Texas Bix Bender

Keep plenty of good hay in the barn and you'll find it's a fact that a smart horse never forgets the way home. Gladiola Montana

If you done it, it ain't braggin. Gladiola Montana

It's not a miracle if you find an orange under an apple tree; something ain't right. Gladiola Montana

Convincing yourself that a bad idea is a good one, is a bad idea. Gladiola Montana

Better to have a good hold than a good place to fall. Texas Bix Bender

The problem with money is not so much where it goes, but how to get ahold of it to start with. Texas Bix Bender